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购物英语对话:鞋店买鞋的实用对话!-- ::57 Seller: Hello, may I help you? 卖者:您好,有能帮您的吗? Buyer: Hi, I'm looking a pair of men's shoes my husband. 买者:你好,我买一双男鞋给我先生 Seller: What do you think of this pair? I have these in brown too, would you like to have a look? 卖者:您觉得这双怎么样?这双我也有咖啡色的 Buyer: Are they real cowhide? 买者:这鞋是真牛皮的吗? Seller: Yes, they are 0% genuine cowhide. These shoes have newly arrived the coming season. 卖者:是的,这鞋是0%牛皮做的,而且这双鞋是刚进店本季最流行的一款 Buyer: Could you please get me a pair of size 1 in brown please. 买者:麻烦你能帮我拿一双1号咖啡色的吗? Seller: Of course! 卖者:当然可以! Buyer: How much are they? 买者:多少钱啊? Seller: Well, I don't usually give discounts on newly arrived shoes, however, you seem to really like these shoes and you really want to buy them your husband, I'll give you % off the original price. 卖者:店里新进的货是不打折的,既然您看上去是挺喜欢这鞋的,而且真想买给您先生,就给您打九折吧! Buyer: That's wonderful, thank you very much! 买者:那太好了,谢谢!高原明珠泸沽湖英文导游词 -- :35:9 来源: 高原明珠泸沽湖英文导游词泸沽湖离丽江市中心0公里,位于四川省盐源县与云南省宁蒗彝族自治县之间泸沽湖就像一颗闪耀着云南西北高原上的漂亮明珠  Lugu Lake lies 0 kilometers (approximately miles) from the center of Lijiang City, on the border between Ninglang County in Yunnan Province and Yanyuan County in Sichuan Province. The lake is like a beautiful pearl shining among the hills of the northwest plateau in Yunnan.  The lake is in the shape of a horse’s hoof - long from north to south, and narrower from east to west. The vista of the lake changes constantly throughout the day. The morning mist mixed with the light of the rising sun gives the lake an orange glow covered by mist. When the light of sun causes the hills to throw their shadows onto the water, the lake has a jade green color. The lake is calm and dark green in the evening when the sun sinks, and is peaceful when night comes. Gentle wind blows and water ripples.  On the lake there are five islands. They are different sizes and are like green boats floating on the water. Heiwawu Island, Liwubi Island, and Lige Island are most notable. Heiwawu Island is in the center of the lake and has a variety of birds living on it. The smallest island on the lake is Nixi Island - an oblong rock covered with shrubs and moss. Besides the five islands, there are also three peninsulas and an island which is linked to a seawall on the shore by a path paved with small stones.  Mystery and charm surround the lake, partly because it was once an unspoiled place and still retains much of its totally natural beauty, but mostly because the Mosuo people who live there m a matriarchal society. There is no marriage. Men stay in the women’s home as mates called ’Axia’ and the intimate relationship lasts as long as they like. Children are brought up by women, and use the surname of their mothers. Families are composed of the members of the matrilineal kin. Women operate production and management, and hold the principal position in the society, ming a modern day ’woman’s kingdom’, which adds mystique to this place.  The lake is encircled with hills. The water is clean and inviting, with fish swimming in it. The est around is dense and the air is fresh. This is a place that is little tainted by modern industry - the natural beauty is retained. The weather is pleasant - it is cool in summer and warm in winter. All the seasons are as comtable as spring, but the best seasons to come here are spring and summer when the hills are emerald green, the flowers are in bloom and the birds are sing happily. 高原明珠泸沽湖英文导游词:神奇面膜 -01- :58: 来源: 劇情大意:Julie是一個很愛美的高中生,在班上人緣很好,但是她愛美的個性使得她變得有些自傲對於外貌毫不在意的Cathy,是跟Julie完全搭不上線的同班同學一天下午,Julie在跟哥哥聊天後發現自己臉上長了一個很大的膿皰,於是她將浴室裡那瓶神奇面膜敷在臉上,隔天早上起床後,可怕的事情就發生了……Scene 1Narrator: Julie is a very pretty girl who is popular with her classmates. But she has a serious problem—she is vain. One day, during lunch hour at school, the two pretty girls are talking which color nail polish to put on. Debbie: What colors should I put on nails the math class? Look, my calculator is black but my shoes are pink. Maybe I can choose both of the colors. That will be cool.Teresa: What about me? I don’t know which color I should put on the PE class, either. My sneakers are blue and the athlete unim is orange. Would you advise me? (Cathy comes in)Oh hi, Cath, what do you think—blue or orange?Cathy: Gosh, I don’t know. Is this important? (Answer impatiently)(The other girls laugh)Debbie: God, you don’t know anything, do you, Cathy?Teresa: Yeah, you don’t even brush your hair in the mornings. Scarecrow!(The other girls laugh at Cathy louder.)Cathy: At least I’m not stupid like you! Don’t you have something better to talk about than make-up?Teresa: You are just jealous of us because you’re so ugly!Cathy: How dare you! (Cathy shouted, trying not to cry, and turn to Julie) Tell them to shut up!Narrator: Julie is offended by Cathy. She thinks Teresa is right.Julie: Look in the mirror, Cathy. (The three of them walk out.)(Cathy is irritated and tears drop.)Scene Narrator: The same evening, Julie is trying to do her science homework when her brother comes in.David: Do you have the money I lent you last week, Julie?Julie: Sorry, Dave. I bought some mascara yesterday.David: But you promised! I need it the movies tonight!Julie: It was an emergency!David: Huh, your priorities are all wrong, sis. (Notice a pimple on Julie’s face.) Nice pimple you have there, by the way.Julie: Pimple?! What pimple?! (Julie runs to look in the mirror) Aaaargh!! It’s huge! It’s so big!David: Ha ha ha, with all that make-up you use, I’m not surprised. (Laugh and leave.)Narrator: Of course Julie is in shock. Now this is really an emergency.(Julie stops doing her homework and goes straight to the bathroom. She found a jar of “Miraculous Herbal Mask pimples” and the instructions.)Julie: (Read slowly) Put a small amount on the affected area and leave on twenty minutes max. Wash off with warm water.(Talk to herself) Excellent, so if I put a large amount of this on my whole face over night, it will be even better, right?(Julie puts the mask on her whole face and lies on her bed.)Narrator: So that’s exactly what she did and went to bed looking like Godzilla!(Lights off)Scene 3(The alarm clock goes off at six o’clock)Narrator: It’s another beautiful day. Julie wakes up at the six o’clock. She walks to the bathroom to wash her face, but there’s something wrong…(Julie tries every way to wash off the mask.)Narrator: She tries warm water, hot water, and cold water. Use her fingers, a sponge, even her toothbrush! The rock hard and bright green mask stays well on her face. She couldn’t even move her mouth to speak. (Julie wants to speak but she can’t. She runs to her parents’ room with the jar of mask)Narrator: She goes to her parents’ room and wakes them up.(Julie wakes her parents up. Her mom opens her eyes and screams.)Mom: Aaaargh! (Waking up her father.)Father: Julie, is that you? (Julie nods) What is that on your face?Julie: Grgmmf…hrmmphgh…gh. (Julie shows her parents the mask jar. Then they understand.)Mom: You silly girl, can you follow the simple instruction? Don’t you do experiments in science any more or what?Julie: Gffrr…Dad: Right. Get dressed, Julie. You’re going to school. I’m sure the mask will come off sooner or later.Jule: HHRGGHHDD!!Mom: Yes, dear. Be patient.Narrator: Julie couldn’t believe her ears. School! Looking like a green monster. How could she face her classmates today? Scene Classmate A: Look at that. Is that Julie?Classmate B: Oh, my god. She looks so funny!Classmate A: Yeah, How could she come to school like this?Classmate B: She’s just like the green giant—Hulk. (They both laugh at Julie)Debbie: You look like the Ness Monster! Can we call you Nessie? (Two girls burst into a laugh)(The whole class start laughing. Then the first class bell rings)Teresa: Listen Nessie, your face is green, my T-shirt’s pink and Debbie’s jeans are blue. We can’t possibly sit together today!(They both laugh and walk away. Cathy sees that scene.)Cathy: Hi, Julie. There’s a seat next to me, if you want. (They go to the back of the classroom and sit down.)Cathy: Hey, come on, silly. Don’t cry because of them. They’re just stupid.(Julie can’t help stop, and salty tears run down her face. Cathy starts smiling and gets a mirror out her bag.)Cathy: Look, Julie!Julie: NNNGGGG!(She doesn’t want to look at her horrible green face.)Cathy: Look! (Julie looks into the mirror.) The salt in your tears is reacting with the mask, you see. A simple chemical reaction. Can you speak now?Julie: Yes! Yes, I can. Oh Cathy, thank you so much. I’m so sorry I was horrible to you yesterday.Cathy: Don’t worry, Julie. Now do you understand how I felt?Julie: Hmm, Terrible. Oh no, here comes Doctor Murphy. I haven’t done my homework!Cathy: Here you are, Julie, you can copy mine.Julie: Oh thanks a lot, Cath. You are too good to me. How can you ever give me?五年级英语作文:My friend --1 :00:5 来源:   My best friend is Mary. She lives in a tall building. She lives on the fifth floor. Everyday she takes the lift up and down. She is twelve years old. She is tall and thin. She has short black hair, two big eyes and a small mouth. She is very cute. I like playing with her. We are in the same cla. I like to books but she likes playing games. She likes to eat popcorn and ice creams. I like them, too. Her favourite food is fish, so she is clever. She loves her cat. She often plays with her. The cat likes Mary, too. They are cute.  Do you have a best friend? Can you tell me something about your friend?Pygmalion --7 :6:39 来源: Pygmalion (By George Bernard Shaw)ACT ICovent Garden at . p.m. Torrents of heavy summer rain. Cab whistles blowing frantically in all directions. Pedestrians running shelter into the market and under the portico of St. Paul's Church, where there are aly several people, among them a lady and her daughter in evening dress. They are all peering out gloomily at the rain, except one man with his back turned to the rest, who seems wholly preoccupied with a notebook in which he is writing busily.The church clock strikes the first quarter.THE DAUGHTER[in the space between the central pillars, close to the one on her left] I'm getting chilled to the bone. What can Freddy be doing all this time? Hes been gone twenty minutes.THE MOTHER[On her daughter's right] Not so long. But he ought to have got us a cab by this.A BYSTANDER[on the lady's right] He wont get no cab not until half-past eleven, missus, when they come back after dropping their theatre fares.THE MOTHERBut we must have a cab. We cant stand here until half-past eleven. It's too bad.THE BYSTANDERWell, it aint my fault, missus.THE DAUGHTERIf Freddy had a bit of gumption, he would have got one at the theatre door.THE MOTHERWhat could he have done, poor boy?THE DAUGHTEROther people got cabs. Why couldnt he?Freddy rushes in out of the rain from the Southampton Street side, and comes between them closing a dripping umbrella. He is a young man of twenty, in evening dress, very wet around the ankles.THE DAUGHTERWell, havnt you got a cab?FREDDYTheres not one to be had love or money.THE MOTHEROh, Freddy, there must be one. You cant have tried.THE DAUGHTERIt's too tiresome. Do you expect us to go and get one ourselves?FREDDYI tell you theyre all engaged. The rain was so sudden: nobody was prepared; and everybody had to take a cab. Ive been to Charing Cross one way and nearly to Ludgate Circus the other; and they were all engaged.THE MOTHERDid you try Trafalgar Square?FREDDYThere wasnt one at Trafalgar Square.THE DAUGHTERDid you try?FREDDYI tried as far as Charing Cross Station. Did you expect me to walk to Hammersmith?THE DAUGHTERYou havnt tried at all.THE MOTHERYou really are very helpless, Freddy. Go again; and dont come back until you have found a cab.FREDDYI shall simply get soaked nothing.THE DAUGHTERAnd what about us? Are we to stay here all night in this draught, with next to nothing on. You selfish pig--FREDDYOh, very well: I'll go, I'll go. [He opens his umbrella and dashes off Strandwards, but comes into collision with a flower girl, who is hurrying in shelter, knocking her basket out of her hands. A blinding flash of lightning, followed instantly by a rattling peal of thunder, orchestrates the incident].THE FLOWER GIRLNah then, Freddy: look wh' y' gowin, deah.FREDDYSorry [he rushes off].THE FLOWER GIRL[picking up her scattered flowers and replacing them in the basket] Theres menners f' yer! Te-oo banches o voylets trod into the mad. [She sits down on the plinth of the column, sorting her flowers, on the lady's right. She is not at all an attractive person. She is perhaps eighteen, perhaps twenty, hardly older. She wears a little sailor hat of black straw that has long been exposed to the dust and soot of London and has seldom if ever been brushed. Her hair needs washing rather badly: its mousy color can hardly be natural. She wears a shoddy black coat that reaches nearly to her knees and is shaped to her waist. She has a brown skirt with a coarse apron. Her boots are much the worse wear. She is no doubt as clean as she can afd to be; but compared to the ladies she is very dirty. Her features are no worse than theirs; but their condition leaves something to be desired; and she needs the services of a dentist].THE MOTHERHow do you know that my son's name is Freddy, pray?THE FLOWER GIRLOw, eez ye-ooa san, is e? Wal, fewd dan y' de-ooty bawmz a mather should, eed now bettern to spawl a pore gel's flahrzn than ran awy athaht pyin. Will ye-oo py me f'them? [Here, with apologies, this desperate attempt to represent her dialect without a phonetic alphabet must be abandoned as unintelligible outside London.]THE DAUGHTERDo nothing of the sort, mother. The idea!THE MOTHERPlease allow me, Clara. Have you any pennies?THE DAUGHTERNo. I've nothing smaller than sixpence.THE FLOWER GIRL[hopefully] I can give you change a tanner, kind lady.THE MOTHER[to Clara] Give it to me. [Clara parts reluctantly]. Now [to the girl] This is your flowers.THE FLOWER GIRLThank you kindly, lady.THE DAUGHTERMake her give you the change. These things are only a penny a bunch.THE MOTHERDo hold your tongue, Clara. [To the girl]. You can keep the change.THE FLOWER GIRLOh, thank you, lady.THE MOTHERNow tell me how you know that young gentleman's name.THE FLOWER GIRLI didnt.THE MOTHERI heard you call him by it. Dont try to deceive me.THE FLOWER GIRL[protesting] Whos trying to deceive you? I called him Freddy or Charlie same as you might yourself if you was talking to a stranger and wished to be pleasant. [She sits down beside her basket].THE DAUGHTERSixpence thrown away! Really, mamma, you might have spared Freddy that. [She retreats in disgust behind the pillar]. 本文来自网 英语 Pygmalion

英文剧本:勇闯黄金城 The Road to El Dorado --18 00::3 来源: 英文剧本:勇闯黄金城 The Road to El Dorado ∮ [ Flamenco-Style Guitar lntro ] ∮ [ Pop, Up-Tempo ] ∮ Our glorious city ∮ ∮ Was built by the divinities ∮ ∮ By gods who saw fit ∮ ∮ To bestow ∮ ∮ The gift of a paradise ∮ ∮ Peaceful and harmonious upon ∮ ∮ Us mere mortals below ∮ ∮ And made El Dorado ∮ ∮ The magnificent and golden ∮ ∮ One thousand years ago ∮ ∮ El Dorado El Dorado ∮ ∮ El Dora-a-a-a-do ∮ - Today, we sail... - [ Nickers ] to conquer the New World... - Spain, glory, gold! - [ Crowd Clamoring ] - [ Crowd Cheering ] - [ Man Shouting ] Viva Cortes! [ Whinnying ] [ Grunts ] Altivo, eyes ward. - Seven! - All right! - Yes! - Partner! Hee-hee! - ∮ Tons of gold you ∮ - Hey! - ∮ Tons of gold me ∮ - Hey! - [ Both ] ∮ Tons of gold we ∮ - Hey! - One more roll! - ∮ [ Plucks Notes ] Uh, guys, you're broke! - You got nothin' to bet with! - Oh, yeah? l got this! - [ Man ] A map! - A map? - A map! A map of the wonders of the New World. - Wow! Let's have a look. - [ Scoffs ] [ lndistinct Muttering ] Uh, Tulio! - Excuse us, one moment, please. - Tulio, look! - El Dorado, the city of gold. - [ Sighs ] This could be our destiny, our fate. Miguel, if l believed in fate, l wouldn't be playing with loaded dice. - Hmmm. [ Chuckling ] - Not with the face. No, no, no, no, no. - No! No! No! - [ Whimpering, Panting ] l said one more roll! My map against your cash. - Hmm? - [ Dice Clattering ] - All right, peewee. You're on! - Not with those! This time we use my dice. Ehh, got a problem with that? [ Whimpers ] No. [ Whispers ] l'm going to kill you. Come on, baby. Papa needs that crappy map. [ Giggles ] - [ Scoffs ] - [ Blows ] Stop that! Show me seven! [ Gasps ] [ Crowd Exclaims, Cheers ] - Seven! - All right! - Seven! - [ Groans ] [ Laughing ] There it is! Well, nice doing business with you. - [ Grunting ] l knew it! - [ Crowd Gasping ] [ Gasps ] Your dice are loaded! What? You gave me loaded dice? [ Grunts ] - He gave me loaded dice! - [ Crowd Murmurs ] - Guard, arrest him! - You dare to impugn my honor? He was the one who was cheating! Arrest him! He tricked these sailors and took their money! - Oh, now, l'm the thief? - Yes. Take a look in the mirror, pal! Oh, you better give them that money back, or l'll-- - En garde! - En garde, yourself. l will give you the honor of a quick and painless death. But not with that. Ha! l prefer to fight fairly. Aha! - [ Growls ] - Well, any last words? l will cut you to ribbons, - fool! - Such mediocrity. Let your sword do the talking. - l will. lt will be loquacious to a fault! - Ha! Take that! [ Both Grunting ] - You... mincing, fencing, twit. - Ah, you fight like my sister. l fought your sister. That's a compliment. - Braggart! - Heathen! - [ Man ] Kill him! - Not the face. Not the face. [ All Gasping, Clamoring ] Ladies and gentlemen, we've decided it's a draw. [ Miguel ] Thank you all coming. - You've been great. See you soon. - Adios! - Congratulations. You're very good. - No. That was good. - Very-- - [ Snort ] - [ Gasping ] - [ Mooing, Snorting ] - We should have kept our swords, l think. - Y-Yeah. - [ Snorting ] - [ Tulio Whispering ] Yeah, l've got a plan. - What is it? - Uh, well-- Uh, you... - pet him, and... l'll... - Yeah. run! - Uh, well, thanks a lot! - [ Bull Bellowing ] [ Both ] Whoa! - There they are! - [ Hooves Screeching ] [ Male Chorus ] ∮ Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey ∮ - [ Woman Screaming ] - Bye. Thank you! - [ All Gasping ] - [ Bellowing ] [ Chorus ] ∮ Ole ∮ [ Groans ] [ Fabric Ripping ] [ Both Grunting ] - Uhh-- - Ohh-- - l'll bet we can make that. - [ Men Shouting ] - [ Guard ] There they are! - Two pesetas says we can't. You're on! [ Both Yelling ] - [ Miguel ] You lose! - [ Coins Jingling ] - [ Miguel ] Ohhh! - [ Tulio ] Whoa! What's happening here? We're both in barrels. That's the extent of my knowledge. [ Muffled Grunts, Groans ] Okay, Miguel, we gotta move fast. - On three, we jump out and head the dock. - Good. Good. Excellent. [ Together ] One, two, three-- - [ Both Grunting ] Th-Three! - [ Creaking ] - [ Both Straining ] Three! Ohh! - [ Creaking Continues ] [ Straining ] Three! [ Tulio ] Uh, you y? Ah, okay. One more. Let's go. [ Together ] One, two, three! - [ Fly Buzzing ] - [ Wind Whistling ] - Excuse us. - Okay. We're outta here. - Who ordered the, uh, pickles? - [ Sailor Laughing ] [ Grunting ] Cortes! - My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ. - [ Cracks Knuckles ] - And l will not tolerate stowaways. - [ Gulps ] You will be flogged. And when we put into Cuba to resupply, God willing, you will be flogged some more... and then enslaved on the sugar plantations... the rest of your miserable lives. To the brig. All right! Cuba! - [ Gasps ] - [ Gasps ] ∮ [ Whistling ] - [ Chuckles ] - [ Nickers ] Hey, Altivo! Ah-ta-ta, not you! You're on half rations. Orders from Cortes. - [ Gasps ] - [ Banging ] [ Banging Continues ] So, uh, how's the-- How's the escape plan coming? All right. All right. Wait! - l'm getting something. - Yeah. Okay! Here's the plan. - ln the dead of night, you and l grab some provisions, - Mm-hm. hijack one of those longboats, and then we row back to Spain like there's no manana! - Back to Spain, yeah? - Yeah. - ln a rowboat. - You got it! Great. Sensational. And that-that's your plan, is it? - That's pretty much it. - Well, l like it. - So, how do we get on deck? - Umm. ln the dead of night, you and l grab some provisions, - hijack one of those longboats-- - Uh, great. Okay, what's your idea, smart guy? Wh-Wh-What do you mean? Don't ask me that! You're the one with the plans. - [ Horse Whinnying ] - Wait, l-- l have an idea. Uh, come on. Give me-- Give me a boost. Hey, Altivo. Altivo. You want a nice apple? Come and get it. - [ Hooves Clattering ] - You have to do a trick me first. Huh? [ Sputtering ] All you have to do is find a pry bar. A long piece of iron with a hooky thing at the end. Yeah? - Miguel, you're talking to a horse! - [ Hooves Clattering ] That's it, Altivo, find the pry bar. - Yes, find the pry bar. - [ Whinnying ] - He can't understand "pry bar." - [ Clattering Continues ] He's a dumb horse. There's no way-- [ Whinnying ] Well, it's not a pry bar. - [ Wind Howling ] - [ Ship Creaking ] - [ Gasps ] - [ Nickers ] Oh, Altivo. Oh, thank you, old boy. Listen, if we can ever return the favor-- Pete's sake, Miguel, he's a ruthless warhorse, not a poodle. Come on, bee he licks you to death. - Adios. - [ Whinnies ] Shh, shh. Shh. Quiet, please. - What's the matter with him? - Oh, he wants his apple. - Well, give it to him bee he wakes the whole ship! - [ Bellowing ] - Fetch! - [ Whinnying ] Huh? [ Snoring ] [ Gasps ] Hmm? [ Hoofbeats Clatter, Stop Abruptly ] - Huh? - Huh? - [ Whinnying ] [ Whinnying ] - Altivo! - Huh? Miguel! [ Yelling ] - Altivo, l'm coming! - Miguel! Just hang on! l'm right here, old boy! - Have you lost your mind? - Help is coming! [ Gasps ] Ho-o-ly ship! [ Miguel, Tulio ] Whoa! [ All Gasping ] - Loop the rope under the horse! - Yes! On the count of three, pull back on the rope. - What? [ Gasps ] - Three! - [ Tulio ] Pull! - [ Grunting ] Tulio! Hey, it worked! Did any of the supplies make it? - Well, uh, yes and no. - [ Crunching Sound ] Ohhh, great! Look on the positive side. At least things can't get-- Excuse me. Were you going to say "worse"? - No. No. - No? You're sure? - Absolutely not. l've revised the whole thing. - Okay, because-- - [ Tulio ] Yeah, we're at least in a rowboat. - We're in a rowboat, exactly. [ Miguel ] You miss nothing. [ Grunting, Groaning ] - [ Grunting, Groaning Continue ] - [ Whinnying ] [ Yelling ] - [ Groaning ] - [ Gasps ] [ Together ] Ahh! [ Coughs ] [ Smacking Lips ] [ All Sobbing ] Tulio, did you ever imagine it would end like this? - The horse is a surprise. - [ Nickers ] Any... regrets? Besides dying? Yeah. l never... had enough... gold. My regret, besides dying, is... our greatest adventure is over bee it began, and no one will even remember us. Well, if it's any consolation, Miguel, you... made my life... an adventure. [ Sobbing ] And if it's any consolation, Tulio, [ Sniffles ] - you made my life... rich. - [ Sobbing Continues ] [ Scoffs, Sputters ] [ Both Sobbing ] [ Shuddering Gasp ] [ Moans ] - [ Gasps ] ls it? - Hmm. [ Gasps ] lt is! lt's-- lt's-- lt's-- lt's-- lt's-- [ Both ] lt's land! - [ Both Screaming ] - [ Whinnying ] All in favor of getting back in the boat, say "aye." - Aye! - Aye! Go! - [ Nickers ] Hey, Miguel! l could use a little help! Miguel! Hello! Tulio! We've done it! - What's that? The map? - lt's all right here! You still have the map? The whistling rock! The stream! You kept the map, but you couldn't grab a little more food? Even those mountains. You said so yourself: lt could be possible. And it is! lt really is... the map to El Dorado! [ Panting ] - You drank seawater, didn't you? - Oh, come on! l'm not coming on! l wouldn't set foot in that jungle a million pesetas! - How about a hundred million? - What? l just thought that, after all, since El Dorado is the city of gold-- - What's your point? - You know, dust, nuggets, bricks, a temple of gold where you can pluck gold from the very walls. But you don't want to go, so let's... get back into the boat and row back to Spain. -After all, it worked so well last time. -[ Gibberish ] Wait! Mmm. Wait a minute. New plan. We find the city of gold. We take the gold, - and then we go back to Spain. - And buy Spain! - Yeah! - That's the spirit! - Come on, Tulio. We'll follow that trail! - What trail? The trail that we blaze! [ Nickers ] That trail that we blaze! - [ Mutters ] - [ Whinnies ] Oh, no, you don't. Yeow! Your horse bit me in the butt! - [ Chittering ] - [ Hissing ] ∮ Look out new world Here we come ∮ - ∮ Brave, intrepid ∮ - Charge! ∮ And then some ∮ ∮ Pioneers of maximum audacity ∮ ∮ Whose resumes show that we are just the team ∮ - ∮ To live where others merely dream ∮ - What are you looking at? - ∮ Building up our head of steam ∮ - Whoa! ∮ On the trail we blaze ∮ ∮ [ Chorus Vocalizing ] ∮ Changing legend into fact ∮ ∮ We shall ride into history ∮ ∮ Turning myth into truth ∮ ∮ We shall surely gaze ∮ ∮ On the sweet unfolding ∮ ∮ Of an antique mystery ∮ ∮ All will be revealed ∮ ∮ On the trail we blaze ∮ Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! [ Chorus ] ∮ On the trail On the trail we blaze ∮ - Dinner is served. - Hello. ∮ Paradise is close at hand ∮ ∮ Shangri-la ∮ ∮ The promised land ∮ ∮ Seventh heaven on demand ∮ ∮ Quite unusual nowadays ∮ ∮ Virgin vistas undefiled ∮ ∮ Minds and bodies running wild ∮ ∮ ln the man behold a child ∮ ∮ On the trail we blaze ∮ ∮ [ Chorus Vocalizing ] [ Chorus ] ∮ On the trail we blaze ∮ ∮ The trail we blaze ∮ ∮ ls road uncharted ∮ ∮ Through terra incognita to a golden shrine ∮ ∮ No place the traveler ∮ ∮ To be fainthearted ∮ ∮ We are part of a sumptuous grand design ∮ ∮ Changing legend into fact ∮ ∮ We shall ride into history ∮ ∮ Turning myth into truth ∮ ∮ We shall surely gaze ∮ ∮ On the sweet unfolding ∮ ∮ Of an antique mystery ∮ ∮ All will be revealed ∮ [ Creaking, Crackling ] - ∮ On the trail we blaze ∮ - [ Yelling ] [ Yelling Continues ] [ All Grunting ] [ Groaning ] Hmm. - [ Snaps Fingers ] Miguel. Miguel, wake up. - [ Moans ] - We're there. Oh, yeah. We found it. - We found it? Oh! Fantastic! Where is it? How far? - Right here! Here. - Where? Behind the rock? - No, no. This is it. - [ Stammering ] Give me that! This ca-- What? - Apparently, "El Dorado" is native ... - [ Muttering ] "great, big... rock"! [ Echoing ] Hey, but l tell you what, l'm feeling generous, so you can have my share! You don't think Cortes could've gotten here bee us and-- And what? Taken all the really big rocks? - The scoundrel! - Tulio, you-- We have to think about this. We've come all this way, - and we-we-we should really, you know-- - Get... on... the horse! [ Sighs ] No, no, no, not with the face. Stop. [ Clears Throat ] Looks like there's a pass right over there. [ Panting ] Ohh! [ Panting Continues ] - [ Grunting, Gasps ] - [ Whinnying ] - [ Men Shouting ] - [ Both Gasping ] - [ Both ] Hyah! - [ Whinnying ] - [ All Gasping ] - [ Snorting ] [ Gasping, Grunting ] [ Chuckles ] l've-- Uh, hello. ls this your rock? Sorry. We were just looking. We're, uh-- We're tourists! Tourist. - [ Clears Throat ] - We-We lost our group. May we go now? - [ Gasps ] - [ Chuckles ] Spears. [ Grunts ] [ Nickers ] [ Chittering ] Hey! Hey! - [ Chittering ] - [ Bird Calling ] [ Bird Calling Continues ] [ Sighs Dejectedly ] ∮ [ Whistling ] [ Gasps ] [ Gasps ] Oh, my-- [ Miguel ] lt's-- lt's-- [ Gasps ] [ Both Whispering ] El Dorado. - [ Giggling ] - Oh! [ Chittering ] - [ Chuckling ] - [ Children Giggling ] [ Whispering ] [ Chanting ] [ Whispering ] Mmm. Ah! [ Chattering ] [ Sighs ] Well, it was nice working with you, partner. Tulio, l just want you to know... l'm sorry about that girl in Barcelona. - So-- You-- You, f-- - [ Man ] Behold! As the prophesies etold, the time of judgment is now! [ Both Gasping ] Citizens, did l not predict that the gods would come to us? Hmm. [ Chuckling ] My lords, l am Tzekel-Kan, your devoted high priest and speaker the gods. Hey. l am Chief Tannabok. What names may we call you? - Huh? l am Miguel. - [ Murmuring ] - And l am Tulio. - [ Murmuring Continues ] And they call us Miguel and Tulio! [ Tzekel-Kan ] Your arrival has been greatly anticipated. My lords, how long will you be staying in El Dorado? - [ Whimpering ] - Aha! l see you've captured this temple-robbing thief. - How would you have us punish her? - Oh, no, no, no, no, no! My lord, l am not a thief. See, the gods sent me a vision... to bring them tribute from the temple to guide them here. My only wish is to serve the gods. - Release her, don't ya think? - [ Villagers Gasp ] - [ Grunts ] - Then you will begin by returning this... to its rightful place. [ Chittering ] - My lords, why now do you choose to visit us? - [ Scoffs ] Enough! You do not question... the gods! That's right! Do not question us, or we shall have to unleash our awesome and terrible power! And you don't want that! - Well, yes! We do! - You do? Of course we do! Visit your wrath upon this nonbeliever! Show us the truth of your divinity! - Divinity! One moment. - [ Chuckles ] Miguel, you know that little voice people have... that tells them to quit when they're ahead? - You don't have one! - Well, l'm sorry. l got carried away! - Way away! - Maybe we should tell the truth and beg mercy. Are you nuts? We'd be butchered alive! Yes, but they're getting suspicious. - And if we don't come up with some mega-cosmic event-- - [ Rumbling ] - [ Altivo Whinnying ] - [ Chittering ] l'm trying! l'm trying! l can't think with all these distractions! - You-- Horse-- - Think horse. Think, think, think. l'm on the verge of-- Stop! [ Echoing ] [ Coughing Sound ] - [ Gasps ] - [ Gasps ] [ Crickets Chirping ] [ Villagers Chanting ] - [ Chanting Continues ] - Don't make me start it up again, 'cause l will. [ Chanting Continues ] O mighty lords! Come. Let me show you to your temple. All right! Temple. Step aside. [ Villagers Murmuring ] [ Panting ] [ Grunting ] [ Panting Continues ] [ Sputters ] To commemorate your arrival, l propose a reverent ceremony at dawn. Ah, then perhaps l could prepare a glorious feast you tonight. Which would you prefer? - Both. - Both. - [ Together ] Both. Both is good. - My lords. - My lords. And so dawns the Age of the Jaguar. Happy New Year. [ Chuckles ] - Hey! - Hey. Hey. - [ Laughing ] - [ Laughing ] [ Whinnying ] Tulio. Tulio. They actually think we're gods. - [ Tulio ] lt's an entire city of suckers. - [ Miguel Laughing ] We just have to keep this up long enough... to load up on the gold and then get the hell out of here! Tulio, we'll be living like kings! - Miguel and Tulio! - Tulio and Miguel! - Mighty and powerful gods. - Gods. - Hello. - [ Both Gasping, Whimpering ] - [ Laughing ] - Depart, mortal, - bee we strike you with a lightning bolt. - Mmm. Mmmm! ∮ [ Humming ] Beware the wrath of the gods! Begone! [ Clicking Sound ] Save it the high priest, honey. You're gonna need it. - [ Clicking Sound ] - Miguel, it's not working. - [ Clicking Sound ] - Miguel! We've been caught. Oh, no. Don't worry about me, boys. "My only wish is to serve the gods." Remember? - How? - Well, if you guys want the gold, then you don't want to get caught, right? - You're going to need my help. - [ Scoffs ] What makes you think we need your help? - "Ck-ck." Are you serious? - [ Whinnies ] l-- What-- We-- Okay. So, uh, who are you? - Yeah, uh, what's your angle? - [ Laughs ] No angle. - l want in. - ln? - On the scam. - [ Chuckles ] There's no scam! Why would you think there's a-- - Why? - So l can get out. l thought she just said she wanted in? She wants in so she can get out. Aha! Got it. [ Chuckles ] - W-Why? - Think you're the only ones who dream of better things? Of adventure? You've got your reasons, and l've got mine. Let's not make it personal, okay? - lt's just business. - [ Both ] Oh. So when you guys are y to go back to... wherever you came from, - l'm going with you. - [ Laughs ] No! Don't think so. [ Coughs ] - ∮ [ Whistling ] - All right. Fine. After all, l'm sure you know... the proper rituals blessing a tribute, the holiest days on the calendar-- Oh, and of course you know all about Xibalba. [ Chuckles ] Okay? Good luck. - See you at the execution. - [ Gibberish ] Wait! Ho-- Would you-- Hold it. - [ Chuckles ] Deal? - Hmm. - Deal. - Not yet. Let's just see how this works out. Uh-huh. Well, then l suppose that means you'll want these back? - How'd you get those? - Where was she keeping them? - Call me, Chel, your new partner. - Uh, - that's partner-in-training. - ∮ [ Humming ] Now, put these on. Your public's waiting. ∮ [ Continues ] - [ Chel Giggling ] - Do you mind? No. Oh! Oh! Oh! [ Giggles ] Right. Uh, excuse me. - [ Grunting ] - Bye. Mm-mm-mmm! Maybe they should call this place "Chel Dorado." [ Chuckles ] She's whoo-- - Whoa, she's trouble! Wait a minute! - What? The little voice-- Remember the little voice? Ju-Ju-Just a second imagine that you have one. What would it be saying about Chel? - [ Purrs ] - No. No. Listen. - We are partners. - We are partners. - We have a plan, remember? - Get the gold. Go back to Spain. Yes! And we are pretending to be gods. Now, put Chel in the mix. What is the voice saying? - Listen carefully. - [ Gasps ] - Chel is off-limits, hmm? - Bravo! Chel is off-limits! Shake on it. - Off-limits. Mm. Mm. - [ Both ] Mmmm. Besides, we're supposed to be gods. We must avoid giving in to temptation. - Gods. Oh. This is gonna be tougher than l thought. - Tulio, relax! All you have to do is smile, act godly and follow my lead. [ Gasps ] [ Gasps ] Big smile. Like you mean it. A-one, two, three. ∮ l hardly think l'm qualified ∮ ∮ To come across all sanctified ∮ ∮ l just don't cut it with the cherubim ∮ - [ Groaning ] - Tulio, what are you talking about? ∮ There again they're on their knees ∮ ∮ Being worshipped is a breeze ∮ ∮ Which rather suits us in ∮ - ∮ The interim ∮ - ∮ lnterim, interim lt's me and him ∮ Oh, my God! ∮ lt's tough to be a god ∮ ∮ T where mortals have not trod ∮ ∮ Be deified when really you're a sham ∮ ∮ Be an object of devotion ∮ ∮ Be the subject of psalms ∮ ∮ lt's a rather touching notion ∮ ∮ All those prayers and those salaams ∮ ∮ And who am l to bridle ∮ ∮ lf l'm ced to be an idol ∮ ∮ lf they say that l'm a god ∮ ∮ That's what l am ∮ ∮ What's more if we don't comply ∮ ∮ With the locals' wishes ∮ ∮ l can see us being sacrificed ∮ - ∮ Or stuffed ∮ - You have a point there. Very good thinking. - ∮ So let's be gods The perks are great ∮ - Yeah! - ∮ El Dorado on our plates ∮ - Thank you. ∮ Local feelings should not ∮ - ∮ Be rebuffed ∮ - ∮ Never rebuffed ∮ ∮ l never rebuff a local feeling No, my friend ∮ ∮ lt's tough to be a god ∮ ∮ But if you get the people's nod ∮ ∮ Count your blessings Yeah, keep 'em sweet ∮ - ∮ That's our advice ∮ - lt's great advice! ∮ Be a symbol of perfection ∮ ∮ Be a legend Be a cult ∮ ∮ Take their praise Take a collection ∮ ∮ As the multitudes exalt ∮ ∮ Don a supernatural habit ∮ - ∮ We'd be crazy not to grab it ∮ - You got it! ∮ So sign on two new gods ∮ ∮ paradise ∮ ∮ Par-a-dise ∮ - ∮ [ Continues ] - [ Chattering, Laughing ] - [ Screeching ] - [ Drunken Whinnying ] ∮ [ Fades, Ends ] [ Both Snoring, Mumbling ] - [ Metallic Clattering ] - [ Both Gasping ] Good morning, my lords! - He's back! - Oh, no. And now it's my turn! - The gods have awakened! - [ Cheering ] Whoa! [ Groans ] Mm-hmm. - [ Grunts ] - [ Whimpering ] - Hey, Chel, what's going on? - lt's not gonna be good. Thank you. This city has been granted a great blessing. And what have we done to show our gratitude? A meager celebration. - The gods deserve a proper tribute! - [ Crowd Gasping ] - Hmm. - Hmm. The beginning of a new era, the dawning of a new age... demands... sacrifice! - [ All Gasping ] - [ Gasps ] - l don't like this. - Tulio, we've got to do something. [ Groans ] - [ Groaning ] - [ Yells ] [ Tulio ] Stop! Hmm? - This is not a proper tribute! - [ Moaning ] - [ Crowd Gasps ] - You do not want the tribute? No. No, no. W-We want tribute. Uh, it's just that, uh-- Tulio, tell him. The stars are not in position this tribute! Like he says, the stars-- Can't do it. Not today. Ah. Perhaps it is possible l mis... the heavens. - Don't worry about it. To err is human, to give-- - Hmm. My lords, may the people of El Dorado offer you our tribute. [ Crowd Gasping ] [ Gasps ] [ Gasping Continues ] My lords, does this please you? - [ Sighs ] - Yes, very nice. - Certainly acceptable. - Yes, lovely. lt'll do. The gods have chosen! To Xibalba? - [ Crowd Murmuring ] - No. No. [ Together ] To Xibalba! - [ Crowd Cheering ] - Oh, great. [ Cheering Continues ] Hey, Chel, um, what are they doing? They're sending it to Xibalba, the spirit world. - The spirit world. - l'll take care of it. [ Clears Throat ] Um, excuse me, Chief. The gods have changed their minds about Xibalba. They wish to bask in the reverence that has been shown them. Stop! - [ Crowd Murmuring ] - They wish to bask! Take the tribute to the gods' temple! - [ Crowd Cheering ] - ∮ [ Humming ] Nice going. [ Chuckles ] Smile while you can. Well, well, well, what have we here? [ Evil Chuckle ] - [ Tulio ] Ai-ai-ai. - ∮ Tons of gold you, hah ∮ - ∮ And tons of gold me, hoo ∮ - [ Together ] ∮ Tons of gold we, ah ∮ - Not bad a day's work, eh? - Not bad at all. We just became richer than the king of Spain. [ Laughing ] You know, speaking of kings, the chief and high priest seem a bit, uh, tense. Buenos dias! Listen, all we have to do... is keep playing the one against the other. You know, do a little god dance, chant some mystic mumbo jumbo, dazzle 'em with some smoke and mirrors and then get the hell back to Spain. Um, Tulio, how are we gonna get all this back to Spain? Ummm-- - A boat? - [ Tulio ] Yeah. Um, we really hate to be ascending so soon, but, uh, some urgent business has come up-- - family matters-- and it's just a bit-- - Yeah, family. Badda-bing, budda-boom, you know what l mean. Oh, we expected you to be staying with us... the next... thousand years. Well, as we say in the spirit world, - there's your plan and then... there's the gods' plan. - Mm-hmm. And our plan, uh, calls a boat, 'cause we're gonna ascend... - kind of in a horizontal pattern at first. - [ Chuckles ] And then we're gonna go vertical, uh, as we get further out to sea. Hmm. To build a boat large and glorious enough... would take... about a week. - A week? Hmm. - Um-- l wonder how long it would take Tzekel-Kan to do it. But-- But the gods, uh, three days. Uh-- Well, if that's the best you can do. Oh, perhaps if you were not burdened with so much tribute, you could leave sooner. - Hmm? - Hmm? l like it here. Miguel? Yep, yep. Three days is just fine. - [ Tulio ] No, three days is not fine. - ∮ [ Chel Humming ] - This is a real-- - Mmm. - these-- these are the ones-- problem. - Oh. Thank you. - Miguel, how are we gonna keep this up three days? - [ Yawns ] You worry too much. No, l worry exactly the right amount. You can never worry too much. We just have to lie low. But, Tulio, this place is amazing! l mean, l wonder what's-- No! Don't even move! - Tulio-- - You're moving! - A little, but-- Come on. - Hey! Hey! Hey! - [ Stammering ] Stay! - l gotta-- l-- - [ Groans ] Just... stand there! - l just-- three days? - [ Clatter ] - Yes! Exactly. three days. Don't even breathe. All right? All right. We lie low. No, ah, ah, ah, ah. Promise? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right. Great! Good. Okay. - Now, if you'll excuse me, l have to gloat over my gold. - [ Giggling ] [ Kissing ] Oh, yum, yum, yum. [ Kissing Continues ] - lt's beautiful, isn't it? - Yeah! -You know, you really shouldn't miss it. -l know. But l-l couldn't. Go ahead. l'll cover you. - Oh, good. Thanks. - ∮ [ Tulio Singing, lndistinct ] - So, what happened to Altivo? - l don't know. ∮ Tulio goes paradise ∮ - Hey, what happened to Miguel? - l don't know. Oh, my God! He's gone! Miguel's gone! He's loose! What am l gonna do? Oh, no, no! [ Sobbing ] Oh, Miguel is right. You worry too much. [ Groaning ] Oh. Ooh. [ Moans ] - Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, down, down, down. - ∮ [ Humming ] - No! No! Big trouble. - [ Gasps ] [ Chuckling ] Whoa! Look, sweetheart, we're in the middle of a con here, walking the razor's edge. On the one hand, gold! On the other hand, painful, agonizing failure! [ Clears Throat ] l can't afd any tempta-- uh, distractions. So, l'm sorry. So sorry. [ Sharp lnhale ] But perhaps another time? Another place, hmm? [ Chuckles ] Too bad. l'm free now. l'm... not really sure l trust you. Mmm, l'm not really asking you to trust me. - Am l? - Whoo. 'Kay. [ Moans ] Ooh, yeah. [ Chirping ] Excuse me. Excuse me? Hey, where is everybody? They've been cleared from the streets, my lord, so the city can be cleansed, as you ordered. - Cleansed? - Yes. So the Age of the Jaguar can begin, - as you ordered, my lord. - [ Man ] Get back in! - Where are you going? - Hey, stop that! - [ Guard ] Move! - Hey, stop that! What are you doing? Stop that! But, my lord, anyone who disobeys your orders... must be punished, as you ordered. lt seems l've been giving a lot of orders, haven't l? Tzekel-Kan has made your commands clear, my lord. Really? - Here's an order: Take the day off. - Huh? - Are you all right? - [ Panting ] - Here. - [ Whimpers ] Oh, no! lt's all right. Please. ∮ [ Random Notes ] ∮ [ Tuning ] ∮ [ Continues ] - [ Whinnies ] - Hey, Altivo. There you are. - [ Gasps ] - ∮ [ Strums ] ∮ [ Playing A Tune ] - Oh. - Oh. [ Both Chuckling ] [ Murmuring ] ∮ [ Continues ] ∮ The more l learn ∮ ∮ The more l see ∮ ∮ The less the world impassions me ∮ ∮ The hungry heart ∮ ∮ The roving eye ∮ ∮ Have come to rest ∮ ∮ Do not apply ∮ ∮ The frantic chase ∮ ∮ The crazy ride ∮ ∮ The thrill has gone ∮ ∮ l step aside ∮ ∮ l'd believe ∮ ∮ ln anything ∮ ∮ Were it not you ∮ ∮ Showing me by just existing ∮ ∮ Only this is true ∮ ∮ l love you ∮ ∮ l love you ∮ ∮ Without question ∮ ∮ l love you ∮ ∮ l'd believe in anything ∮ ∮ Were it not you ∮ ∮ Showing me by just existing Only this is true ∮ ∮ Oh, l love you ∮ [ Chuckles ] [ All Chuckling ] [ Whinnies ] Hmm. This is not what l expected. Perhaps Lord Tulio will enlighten me. [ Chuckling ] How do l look? Oh, uh-- Well, you-- Oh, shut up. - [ Tulio Gasps ] Oh! Whoa! - ∮ [ Chel Humming ] - [ Tzekel-Kan ] My lord? - [ Gasps ] - Hello? - The high priest. - Ow! [ Gasps ] What's he gonna think if he finds one of the gods like this with me? Uh, lucky god? J-Just-Just-Just-- [ Groans ] - Hello? - Whoa! Oh, Tzekel-Kan! - What brings you here? - l-l-l-l-l humbly request an audience with you, my lord. - Yes, what can l do you? - My lord, l have just seen Lord Miguel out among the people. - Really? - lf l may be so bold as to offer some advice. - All right. Shoot. - [ Clears Throat ] My lord, you are perfect. [ Chuckles ] Oh, well. Go on. But in your perfection, you cannot know how imperfect humans are. - Like snakes they are. Spineless and slippery. - [ Hissing ] They are as untrustworthy as rats, stealing and cheating with no remorse. Spinning webs of lies, like spiders! Stop it! That's disgusting. They're beyond disgusting! - Yeah, yeah, way beyond. - Then we're in agreement. l'll begin the necessary preparations immediately. Do you wish to have your victims bound to an altar, or would you prefer them free-range? - [ Mutters ] - And will you be devouring their essence whole... or piece by piece? Tzekel, you've lost me. My lord, these people will not respect you if they do not fear you. And, of course, we'll make them fear us by-- A sacrifice, as it is prophesied - The history of the Age of the Jaguar will be written in-- - lnk? - Blood! - Blood! Oh, right. Of course. l should probably consult with Lord Miguel. This is fairly important stuff. l, um, should discuss the entire, uh, blood issue right away. Excuse us, won't you? Let's go. [ Chuckles ] Finally... we're connecting. [ Horse Whinnies ] [ Nickering ] This way. - [ Chief Laughing ] - [ Chuckling, Panting ] [ Grunts ] - What do you think you're doing? - [ Chuckles ] Lying low. [ Grunts ] Look, change of plans. - We have to grab what we can carry and get out of here now! - What? Why? Because the high priest is nuts! He wants-- - This is unacceptable! - Yeah. Yeah. Like he said. The gods should not be playing ball like this! - Well, exactly! - This is how the gods should play ball! - [ Cheering ] - [ Horn Sounding ] - Well, don't blame me. - l blame you. What is the object of this game, pray tell? You've gotta knock the ball through the hoop. - What hoop? - That hoop. - [ Cheering Continues ] - That's impossible. - We're gonna lose. - Gods don't lose. [ Rumbling ] [ Men ] Heep-ha! My lords, Chief Tannabok's warriors are the finest ballplayers in the city. - [ Grunting, Gargling ] - Fifteen mere mortals against two gods. [ Both Gulp ] - l realize it's a bit uneven, - [ Warriors ] Heep-ha! but l do hope they'll challenge you enough to make the game... interesting. - Play ball! - [ Crowd Cheering ] Crush them into the dust. [ Chuckles ] - Enjoy. - [ Crowd Chanting ] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! - [ Rumbling ] - [ Chanting, Cheering Continue ] - [ Yells ] - [ Gasps ] - D'oh. D'oh. - [ Murmuring ] [ All Grunting ] My lords, were you not supposed to put the ball into play? Ohh! [ Chuckles ] Well, no, no, no, no, no-- We were merely demonstrating the, um, traditional, uh, first avoidance maneuver. Ah. l've never heard of such a thing. Excuse me. Who invented this game? - Why, the gods, [ Chuckles ] of course. - [ Chuckles ] l'm warning you, don't push your luck with this guy. But, Tulio, we're the gods. - [ Crowd Cheering ] - [ Grunts ] Tulio! The hip! The hip! [ Groans ] - [ Panting ] This is impossible. - [ Grunts ] - [ Cheering ] - [ Groaning ] - [ Horn Sounds ] - Excuse me? - Heep-- - Haaa! Heep-ha! Heep-ha! Heep-ha! Heep-ha! [ Both Groan ] - [ Warriors Chanting ] - [ Footsteps Rumbling ] [ Chel ] Foul! That was a foul! [ Chanting Continues ] - [ Squeaks ] - [ Gasps ] [ Warrior ] New ball! [ Both Panting ] How long does this go on anyway? The game is over when the shadow touches this line. - We need a miracle. - No, we need to cheat. - [ Warriors Shouting ] - [ Crowd Cheering ] [ Chittering ] - [ Both ] Yes! - [ Horn Sounding ] - [ Both ] Huh? - [ All Grunting ] Hey! - [ Laughing ] - Whoo-hoo-hoo! - [ Crowd Cheering ] - [ Both ] Ole! - [ Crowd Chanting, lndistinct ] - [ All ] Huh? - [ Women Cheering ] - Hmm. Yes! [ Laughs ] - Who's the god? - You de god. - No, you the god. Fine. - No, you de god. [ Giggling ] Y-Yeah! Yeah! [ Coughs ] Guys, it's here! lt's right here with me! - [ Both Gasp ] - [ Altivo Whinnies ] [ Gasping ] - [ All Gasping ] - [ Chittering ] Mmm. [ Cheering ] - [ Horn Sounding ] - l love this game! [ Laughing ] - [ Both ] Yes! - [ Laughing ] - [ Laughing ] - Well done, partner. - Yes! Yes! - My lords, congratulations on your victory. And now, you will, of course, wish to have the losing team... - sacrificed to your glory. - [ Crowd Gasping ] [ Groaning ] Not again. - Look, Tzekel-Kan, - Uh, Miguel? - get the sacrifices. - Miguel. We don't want any sacrifices. But all of the sacred writings say that you will devour the wicked and the unrighteous. Well, l don't see anyone here who fits that description. [ Scoffs ] Well, as speaker the gods, it would be my privilege to point them out. The gods are speaking themselves now! This city and these people... have no need you anymore! [ Grunts ] There will be no sacrifices! - Not now, not ever! - [ Crowd Cheering ] - Get out! - [ Gasps ] - [ Scoffs ] - [ Cheering Continues ] [ Gasps ] [ Low Growl ] Mmm. As the... gods... command. - [ Laughing ] - [ Crowd Cheering ] Whoa! Who-o-oa! Hey, not bad my first commandment, huh? [ Laughs ] Miguel, the little voice-- [ Stammers ] Yeah, fine. Do you know why the gods demand blood? - l don't know. - [ Grunts ] Because gods don't bleed. lt's time to take the future into my own hands, and this city will be cleansed. Even if l have to do it myself. - Uh, how? - [ Grunts ] There are dark magics here... and power... and-- Ooh. My, my, my, my, my. lt's not called the Age of the Jaguar nothing. [ Snickering ] This'll be a delightful way to bid the false gods... good-bye. [ Workers Shouting ] Hmm. - Adios, muchacho! - [ Chuckles ] - [ Chuckles, Gasps ] - [ Birds Chirping ] [ Pleasurable Moan ] [ Workers Shouting ] - Well, it's, um, uh, nice. - Nice? - Yes, nice. - But? Um, but, uh, is it really fit the gods? - My lord. - [ Chuckles ] l have been around boats, believe me, and that, um-- the pointy, tall, um-- the-the-the-the long up and down thing-- - The mast? - The mast, yes, yes. The mast is good. Well, look at it. [ Stammering ] There's not nearly enough, uh, um, rope. - Rope? - Yes, rope. Exactly my point. Vertical ascension requires a lot more, uh, rope. - My lord. [ Chuckles ] - And look at this. [ Grunting ] [ Sighs, Clears Throat ] This doesn't look at all secure. Chief, l'm sorry. l'm sorry, but all in all, it is a complete do-over. Hmm. You know, Lord Miguel, if you wish to stay, you only need to say so. - You mean... ever? - Of course. Oh, no, l can't. l have to go back with Tulio. We're-- We're partners. Big plans in the other world, huh? Yep. Big plans. Well, then, l better go get some more rope, huh? Oh, Chief, um, get about the rope. Um, my mistake. Hey, to err is human. - [ Tulio ] Half? - Mm-hmm. [ Laughing ] l don't think so. l-l'll tell you what. Uh, l'll let you come back to Spain with us, like you wanted, and, um, yeah, l can see my way clear to throwing you, mmm, ten percent? [ Chuckles ] You know, maybe l won't go to Spain with you and take a third. Ohh! [ Chuckling ] Like you don't wanna go to Spain. Oh, like you don't want me to want to go to Spain. - l want you to want... what you want. - Mm-hmm? Mm-hmm. Go on. All right. Cards on the table. Uh, l want you to come to Spain with me and Miguel. Mostly me. Especially me. Only me. get Miguel. [ Chuckles ] Well, as long as that's what you want. - Me too. - Okay. Deal? - Deal. Mmm. - [ Plate Clattering ] [ Hoofbeats ] [ Gasps ] ""get Miguel""? [ Sniffling ] Well, get Tulio. [ Nickering ] ∮ [ Humming ] Well, is it y yet? Ooh. Ah! [ Sniffing ] Ahh! Hmm. - lt seems to be missing something. - ∮ [ Humming ] Ah, that's it. - lt needs more... body. - [ Grunts ] [ Gasping ] [ Hysterical Laughter ] [ Grunts ] [ Grunts ] [ Grunting ] - [ Growling ] - Do... as l command! - [ Tzekel-Kan Laughing ] - [ Jaguar Laughing ] - The gods deserve a proper tribute. - [ Chittering ] - Stop! There will be no sacrifices! - [ Laughing ] [ Chuckling ] That kid does you better than you do. [ Sighs ] Some send-off, huh? We're finally at the ""go back to Spain and live like kings"" part. [ Children Laughing ] [ Nickers ] Ooh-hoo-hoo. Well, isn't king kind of a step down from god? What? Wh-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Miguel, we can't stay here. [ Chuckling ] We have a plan, remember? How about... we get the plan? Hmm? - What? - [ Jaguar Roaring ] [ Roaring Continues ] [ Both Screaming ] [ Evil Laughter ] Now everyone will know the truth of your divinity. [ Shouts ] [ Screams ] [ Screaming Continues ] l'm okay! l'm still okay! Come on! Get on! [ Whinnying ] - [ Chel Screams ] - [ Tulio, Miguel Shout ] [ Tulio ] Altivo, hyah! - [ Whinnies ] - Whoa! - [ Tulio Shouts ] - [ Nickers ] - [ Groans ] - [ Whinnies ] - [ Grunts ] - [ Both Grunt ] Tulio! Hey, over here, you big Tzekel-Kan cat creep! - [ Growls ] - Altivo, get Chel out of here. [ Whinnying ] - [ Roars ] - [ Both Yelling ] Duck! [ Roaring ] [ Panting, Yelling ] Who-o-o-oa! [ Both Gasping, Yelling ] Move! Move! - Jump! - [ Roaring ] [ Both Yelling ] [ Both ] Who-o-o-a! l know what you are, and l know what you are not! And you are not gods! Y-- You're not a god? You lied to me? [ Clears Throat ] - How dare you! - Hey, it was his stupid plan! - What? - Oh, oh, oh. My plan was that we should lie low! But your plan was to run off and be all ""Oh, look at me. Look at me. l'm a god."" - That's not true! - No? Who are you kidding? You're buying your own con! At least l'm not dating mine. l-- Ooh, low blow. Listen, Mr. High and Mighty, we'd both be sailing out of here with a mountain of gold... - if you had just listened to me! - [ Grunts ] Well, now you've got all the precious gold and Chel. So what do you need me ? Well, maybe l don't need you anymore. Well, then, why don't you just go back to Spain, and l'll stay here, and we'll both get what we want! - That's... fine with me, pal! - Fine with me too! - Ooh. - Fine! - Ouch. - Okay! - [ Evil Chuckling ] - [ Both ] All right! Tie him up! - [ Roaring ] - What? - [ Jaguar Roaring ] - Whoa. - [ Roaring Continues ] - [ Both Gasp ] - Jump! [ Both ] Whoa! [ Gasps ] [ Both Yelling ] No-o-o-o-o! [ Gasping, Panting ] - [ Sword Clangs ] - [ Gasps ] - [ Gasps ] - [ Whinnies ] [ Shuddering ] My lord. Where did you get this? [ Chuckling ] That was good, huh? [ Grunting ] [ Cheering ] - [ Cheering Continues ] - Hey, a little help, please? Chief Tanni! Chief Tanni! - l've decided to stay. - Oh, this is wonderful news. What a glorious day El Dorado. Lord Miguel has decided to live among us! Tulio! - ls everything okay? - [ Cheering Continues ] Everything is... fine. [ Wind Howling ] ∮ There isn't much ∮ ∮ l haven't shared ∮ ∮ With you along the road ∮ ∮ And through it all there'll always be ∮ ∮ Tomorrow's episode ∮ ∮ Suddenly that isn't true ∮ ∮ There's another avenue ∮ - ∮ Beckoning the great divide ∮ - [ Grunts ] ∮ Ask no questions ∮ ∮ Take no side ∮ ∮ Who's to say who's right or wrong ∮ ∮ Whose course is braver run ∮ ∮ All l know is all we had ∮ ∮ ls over ∮ ∮ Said and done ∮ ∮ Friends never say good-bye ∮ [ Chorus ] ∮ Friends ∮ ∮ Never say good-bye ∮ [ Chattering ] Ha! [ Villagers Laughing ] Ahhh! Whew! - Mmm. - ∮ Friends never say good-bye ∮ - [ Children Giggling ] - [ Man ] Take care. - [ Child ] We'll miss you! - Thank you. - ∮ Never say good-bye ∮ - [ Nickers ] [ Groans ] - [ Groans ] - [ Chuckles ] - [ Giggling ] - ∮ Friends never say ∮ ∮ Good-bye ∮ [ Chorus ] ∮ Friends ∮ ∮ Never say good-bye ∮ Well, good luck. Yeah. You too. ∮ Never ∮ ∮ Say good-bye ∮ [ Nickering ] [ Nickering Continues ] - [ Villagers Gasping ] - Whoa. - Whoa, boy, what is it? - [ Loud Nickering ] [ Man Shouting ] - [ Explosions ] - [ Chattering ] - Cortes. - My lord, what is it? Chief Tanni! Chief Tanni! - Approaching the city... is an army of strangers. - [ Weapons Firing ] We are safe here. They'll never find the gate to the city. But, sire, they are being led by Tzekel-Kan. He survived! Warriors, prepare yourselves battle! [ All Shouting ] Chief, you cannot fight them! Then how can we stop them? We can't. - Hmm. - [ Firing Continues ] Uh, one moment, please. -Okay, here's the gate. Here's the boat. -Uh-huh. And? - Here's the gate. Here's the boat. - Okay. - Got that. And? Tulio! - Well, here's the ""goat,"" and here's the ""bate."" [ Shouts ] - [ Chittering ] - [ Gasps ] That's it. We'll crash the boat into the pillars. That's it? l mean-- But-- [ Scoffs ] - What about the gold? - Well-- [ Sobbing ] [ Whiny Voice ] Chief! [ Clears Throat ] [ Normal Voice ] Chief. l've got a plan. [ Villagers Shouting ] Hold the line steady! They're almost in place! [ Whinnying ] lt better be there, your sake. [ Sighs ] Okay, Chief, on my signal! Ready! Hit the pillars! - Now! - [ Shouting Continues ] - [ Rumbling ] - [ Gasps ] [ Weapons Firing ] - They're breaking too fast! - Tulio, the sail! [ Grunting ] [ Grunting Continues ] lt's stuck! [ All Grunting ] - [ Both Shout ] - [ Gasps ] They're not gonna make it. Altivo! [ Nickering ] - [ Whinnying ] - [ Shouts ] - [ Whinnies ] - Are you crazy? [ Yelling ] Get off the boat, Miguel, or you'll never see the city again. l know. You don't think l'm gonna let you have all the fun, do you? Come on. We've got a wave to catch. - [ Yelling ] - [ Whimpers ] - Get out of the way! - Huh? Hold on! - Whoa! - [ Whinnies ] We're gonna have to hit it broadside! That's your plan? But the gold! - l know! - [ Gasps ] Just turn the boat! On impact, everybody jump! [ Gasping, Groaning ] [ Coughing ] [ Panting ] We made it. lt worked. [ Chuckling ] lt worked. - Wait. Get down! - Ouch. Ow. - There they are. - [ Men Shouting ] [ Gasps ] No. You lying heathen. There's nothing here at all. No. Wait. Wait. [ Grunts, Gasps ] - Men, seize him! - What? There is no El Dorado here. Onward, men. [ Groans ] - [ Gasps ] - [ Chittering ] Wait! No, wait! Wait! [ Echoing ] - [ Sputters ] - [ All Laughing ] - Yes! - Now, that was an adventure. Yes. Yes, it was. And, um, - [ Sobbing ] it was so much gold! - [ Chuckling ] - l'm fine. - Good. - Let's go. - [ Sighs ] Partner. Partner. Hey, guys, come on! You don't wanna stay here ever, do you? - But... we don't have a map. - We don't have a plan. Well, that's what makes it interesting. You're right! What are we waiting ? Let's follow that trail! - [ Whinnying ] Hyah! - [ Groaning ] - ∮ Oh, the sweet unfolding ∮ - Come on, boys! - ∮ Of an antique mystery ∮ - Hey, Altivo! - ∮ All will be revealed ∮ - Sit, boy! Sit! - Chel, we're not on the horse! - [ Chel Laughing ] ∮ On the trail we blaze ∮ [ Chittering ] [ Snorting ] [ Twittering ] Uh-Uhh. Eh! [ Crunch ] ∮ Here comes the night ∮ ∮ Here come the memories ∮ ∮ Lost in your arms ∮ ∮ Down in the eign fields ∮ ∮ Not so long ago ∮ ∮ Seems like eternity ∮ ∮ Those sweet afternoons ∮ ∮ Still capture me-e-e ∮ ∮ Someday out of the blue ∮ ∮ ln a crowded street ∮ ∮ Or a deserted square ∮ ∮ l'll turn and l'll see you ∮ ∮ As if our love were new ∮ ∮ Someday we can start again ∮ ∮ Someday soon ∮ ∮ l still believe ∮ ∮ l still put faith in us ∮ ∮ We had it all ∮ ∮ And watched it slip away ∮ ∮ Where are we now ∮ ∮ Not where we want to be ∮ ∮ Those hot afternoons ∮ ∮ Still follow me-e-e ∮ ∮ Someday out of the blue ∮ ∮ Maybe years from now ∮ ∮ Or tomorrow night ∮ ∮ l'll turn and l'll see you ∮ ∮ As if we always knew ∮ ∮ Someday we would live again ∮ ∮ Someday soon ∮ - ∮ l still believe l still put faith in us ∮ - ∮ Believe ∮ - ∮ l still believe l still put faith in us ∮ - ∮ [ Vocalizing ] - ∮ l still believe l still put faith in us ∮ - ∮ Believe ∮ ∮ Here comes the night ∮ ∮ Here come the memories ∮ ∮ Lost in your arms ∮ ∮ Down in the eign fields ∮ ∮ Not so long ago ∮ ∮ Seems like eternity ∮ ∮ Those sweet afternoons ∮ ∮ Still capture me-e-e ∮ ∮ Someday out of the blue ∮ ∮ Maybe years from now ∮ ∮ Or tomorrow night ∮ ∮ l'll turn and l'll see you ∮ ∮ As if we always knew ∮ ∮ Someday we would live again ∮ ∮ Someday soon ∮ ∮ The more l learn ∮ ∮ The more l see ∮ ∮ The less the world impassions me ∮ ∮ The hungry heart ∮ ∮ The roving eye ∮ ∮ Have come to rest ∮ ∮ Do not apply ∮ ∮ The frantic chase ∮ ∮ The crazy ride ∮ ∮ The thrill has gone ∮ ∮ l step aside ∮ ∮ And l'd believe ∮ ∮ ln anything ∮ ∮ Were it not you ∮ ∮ Showing me ∮ ∮ By just existing ∮ ∮ Only this is true ∮ - ∮ l love you ∮ - ∮ [ Chorus Vocalizing ] - ∮ l love you ∮ - ∮ [ Vocalizing Continues ] ∮ Without question ∮ ∮ l love you ∮ - ∮ The more l want ∮ - [ Chorus ] ∮ The more l steal ∮ - ∮ The more l steal ∮ - ∮ The more l hold ∮ ∮ The more l hold ∮ ∮ The less is real ∮ - ∮ All worldly things ∮ - ∮ l follow blind ∮ - ∮ l follow blind ∮ - ∮ ln hope, not faith ∮ ∮ ln hope, not faith ∮ ∮ Was paid in kind ∮ ∮ The line is drawn ∮ ∮ The change is made ∮ ∮ l come to you ∮ ∮ l'm not afraid ∮ ∮ And l'd believe ∮ ∮ ln anything ∮ ∮ Were it not you ∮ ∮ Showing me ∮ ∮ By just existing ∮ ∮ Only this is true ∮ ∮ l love you ∮ 英文剧本 勇闯

我的老师 --19 :19:3 来源: 我的老师我的语文老师姓连,她中等个子,身材十分苗条,皮肤不是很白,瘦瘦的脸,长头发,鼻子又高又直,她一笑就露出洁白的牙齿   连老师有一双大大的眼睛,可厉害了,有一次我和后面的李翔说小话,突然听到老师叫我的名字,我回过头来,看见老师用严厉的目光看着我,我急忙装作认真的样子,我心想我以后再也不敢讲小话了   连老师对工作非常认真负责,每天她都早早地来学校耐心地教我们读书认字,辅导我们的功课她的身体不是很好,但是她还是坚持为我们上课   连老师对我们的学习要求非常严格,每当我们没完成作业时,不管是谁她都毫不留情地批评他记得有一次语文家庭作业是听写词,我少听了3个词语,原以为没什么大不了的,可第二天早晨,她发现我的作业没有做完,把我叫到讲台上来,一边轻轻地用拍子打我的手掌心,一边严肃地对我说:“以后可一定要时完成家庭作业呀!”   连老师像妈妈一样关心我们,我们都非常尊敬和爱戴她My teacher is a language teacher, I even named her medium height, slender build very, very white skin, thin face, long hair. At high straight nose, her smile on his white teeth. Teachers have a pair of big eyes, worse, and I have a small back Xiang Li said, Suddenly I heard the name of teacher, I look back and see the teacher uses the eyes looked at me sternly. I anxiously pretend seriously today, I think I will never have dared to make a small case. Teachers work very hard every day she patiently taught us very early to go to school to learn to . counseling our homework. Her health is not very good, but she still adhere to our school. Teachers of our study was very strict, whenever we did not complete homework, No matter who she has relentlessly criticized him. As I recall, in a language at home is dictated word, I listened to three little words, thinking no big deal. be next morning, she discovered that I did not finish the work, I go to the podium. She hit me with the paddle while CFS, a serious side to me : "We must be completed on time after homework!" Teachers like my mother showed us We have much respect and love her.

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